Wanted: Deity.....No Experience Required.....
Wanted: Deity....For Management of Small Planet and the Creatures Thereon.
Must have own tools and abilities.
Must be omnipotent and omniscient
Must be ineffable
Must have at least one character flaw that is readily misunderstood by subject worshippers.
Must be able to suffer scorn and ridicule without destroying subject worshippers.
Must have patience
Must be able to Work well and Play with Others
Some Experience helpful but not required.
Some on the job training available
May subcontract/create angels/demons/agents as you see fit.
Will be given a free hand/tentacle/claw/talon/fin to do as you see fit
The Universal Council of Light and Dark and Everything In-Between is seeking a self motivated, go getter, able to set own schedule and still get the job done. Dynamic, detail oriented, team player need only apply. Must have creature skills & be a quick learner. Incarnation preferable, but not required.
We are starting up a new eternity system and are seeking deities for the new planetary and star systems currently under construction. Duties can include the creation of physical attributes and laws of creation. The manifestation of variations on life and their subsequent self awareness and levels of being. This is an evolution optional position.
This is a psychically demanding opportunity for the right creator being with plenty of opportunity for advancement. If you are looking for the right position with unlimited growth potential, this just may be opportunity you were creating for.
Apply in person at: Universal Council of Light and Dark, 101 Creation Blvd, Downtown Universal Core. Please ask for Emily. References required.
The Universal Council of Light and Dark and Everything In-Between is an equal opportunity employer and is not subject to causal laws, trends or suppositions. We are a Timeline optional employer with a Universal track record. See our placement in The Universal Universe Register to see our impartial and outstanding rating. We give 3 millenium of paid sabbatical time, per eternity cycle plus Universal holiday pay for three thousad holy days of choice per millennium, plus full health, dental, and appendage coverage.
Apply today!
Must have own tools and abilities.
Must be omnipotent and omniscient
Must be ineffable
Must have at least one character flaw that is readily misunderstood by subject worshippers.
Must be able to suffer scorn and ridicule without destroying subject worshippers.
Must have patience
Must be able to Work well and Play with Others
Some Experience helpful but not required.
Some on the job training available
May subcontract/create angels/demons/agents as you see fit.
Will be given a free hand/tentacle/claw/talon/fin to do as you see fit
The Universal Council of Light and Dark and Everything In-Between is seeking a self motivated, go getter, able to set own schedule and still get the job done. Dynamic, detail oriented, team player need only apply. Must have creature skills & be a quick learner. Incarnation preferable, but not required.
We are starting up a new eternity system and are seeking deities for the new planetary and star systems currently under construction. Duties can include the creation of physical attributes and laws of creation. The manifestation of variations on life and their subsequent self awareness and levels of being. This is an evolution optional position.
This is a psychically demanding opportunity for the right creator being with plenty of opportunity for advancement. If you are looking for the right position with unlimited growth potential, this just may be opportunity you were creating for.
Apply in person at: Universal Council of Light and Dark, 101 Creation Blvd, Downtown Universal Core. Please ask for Emily. References required.
The Universal Council of Light and Dark and Everything In-Between is an equal opportunity employer and is not subject to causal laws, trends or suppositions. We are a Timeline optional employer with a Universal track record. See our placement in The Universal Universe Register to see our impartial and outstanding rating. We give 3 millenium of paid sabbatical time, per eternity cycle plus Universal holiday pay for three thousad holy days of choice per millennium, plus full health, dental, and appendage coverage.
Apply today!
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Permalink Reply by Moonsmith on -
Emily says she's still waiting for your application. Just send it via thunderbolt or wandering turtle...
Anne Martin said:Most exalted carnal goddess at your service!
"Must be able to suffer scorn and ridicule without destroying subject worshippers."
But I'm still allowed to punish them cruelly, right?
"Ineffability is concerned with ideas that cannot or should not be expressed in spoken words (or language in general), often being in the form of a taboo or incomprehensible term."
That's my middle name!
AND...I do parties and Bas mitzvahs. (I like "coming of age." You get to do some wonderful things.)
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Permalink Reply by Blackbird on -
I didn't say I was asking for ME! ;p
Coyote said:Blackbird said:Drug test required?
For SHAME BB!
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