Come to the darkside... We have cookies

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to
tell their stories.

Johnny, do you have a story to share?

''Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy Territory and all she had
was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a Survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so… Continue

The Emo Song

Lyrics:
Submitted by andy milonakis (not verified) on Wed, 25/01/2006 - 23:09.
dear diary,
mood: apathetic
my life is spiraling downward. i couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You,' and 'Rip Apart My Soul,' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab." and it doesn't help that i couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that… Continue

Through The Darkness

I lived in darkness

Withdrawn from modern life

My mind was full of negativity

And my mood was depressed

I can relate to the melancholic poets

And the gothic literature of Edgar Allan Poe

These lost souls are misunderstood

This is not a quest for evil

But a search for positive energy

I will come out of this stronger

Wiser and more sympathetic

I felt so restrained by modernity

By the pressure to conform and look good

I took a razor and cut through the superficial… Continue

Blood Black and Raven Red
by Eremon


Grey rain falls bitter from black clouds,
Bitter milk from the breast of the Mor Rioghain.
Milk that gives life and strength
To the disenfranchised and the outcast.
Breasts that suckle black cats,
Razor-clawed and desperate-eyed.
The eyes of war orphans and convicts' widows,
Red milk, red as dawn, red as rage.
Dread Mor Rioghain, take me to your breast
Lend me this strength.

Ok the basic concept is to delete my answers and add your own but no thinking, just whatever the first phrase or word that pops into your head.... Have fun and enjoy...

Beer: Mead thank you very much

McDonalds: sucks Burger King Rules...

Purple: Rain

Steroids: prowrestling

Tupperware: ziplock

Florida: oranges

Santa Claus: Is Pagan Too

Halloween: Samhain

Alice: Cooper

Myspace: is for kids... LOL

Clowns: creepy

Marriage: waste of time

Paris: France


Patty: O Mally

Redheads: are hot… Continue